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Spring 2006

Fly in the Ointment

 
What fun the audience had with this hilarious farce.  Below is a small selection of photographs to remind you of that great performance.

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"Age?"

"Oh. Nineteen"

"A modest age, barely past puberty"

 
"My mother taught me to keep my eyes open"
 
"Pity she didn't follow her own advice and notice your father creeping up on her 20 years ago!"
 
"Don't be long Pigeon. or I will have to start the preliminaries without you!"
 
"So this is where you do it?"
 
"The knickers were in your jacket when I took it to the cleaners. It will be the talk of Sketchleys for months to come!"
 
"The boy! I must find him!"

"He's gone"

"Just my luck when I've worked up an appetite."

 
"I hope you intend to pay her for everything she has done for you".
 
"I'm surprised to find you in a vertical position!"
 
"I might have guessed!

Lust around every corner"
 
"I presume your wife is no longer in the area!"
"What gave you that idea?"
 
"He is your doctor! So you do know him!"

"Yes. But in the consulting room he has always been the model of propriety"

 
"Well surely he must have some equipment. If he's here to test the levels of pollution he can't do it with a bottle of gin, now can he?"
 

 

"I mean, how could anyone think that this poor man is really seething with hidden passion!"
 
"Where are we going?"

"We're going for a walk"

"Oh. How nice. But is the sun shining?"

 
"It's no good! She'll have to sit down"

"Oh good...it was just a short stroll after all"

 
"Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you."

 
John Armitage as Ron Corley
Patricia Ward-Hardiman as Donna
Carolyn Irving as Brenda Hackett
Richard Jackson as Albert
Helen Shortt as Louise Corley
Andrew Cameron as George Billing